Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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