so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
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Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
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People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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