TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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