...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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