piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
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when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
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Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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