Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
