dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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