I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
We're too hungover to prance.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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