I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
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You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
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Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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