The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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