Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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