But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
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i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
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he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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