Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
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