wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
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we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
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I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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