Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
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we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
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Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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