all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I have already put on my inside pants.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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