when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Drunk walkin through police station. America
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You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
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I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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