I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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