Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
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I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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