I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Randomize