Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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