You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
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i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
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I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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