I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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