Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Everyone says I win the strip club
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
