you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
