3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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