6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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