She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
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cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
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That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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