I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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