I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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