The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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