just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
