I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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