Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I checked into jail on foursquare
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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