What a fucking waste of an outfit
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
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i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
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You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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