I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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