I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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