No, you can still breathe under the balls.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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