I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
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I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
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I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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