That's intense
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
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she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
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Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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