just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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