im drinking this country out of the recession.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
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Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
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hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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