sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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