I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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