i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
