just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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