Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I should be sponsored by Trojan
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
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i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
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Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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