would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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