the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
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did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
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Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
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