ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
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Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
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Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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