In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
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The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
My dick has a subreddit
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