5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
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