i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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