I'm lost and stupid without you.
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
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Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
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