I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
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I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
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My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I yelled at your uterus for you.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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