I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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