does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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