i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
We named our party play list daddy issues
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
It's rum buckets o'clock
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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